Roy Hodgson Says

Just in time for Euro 2016. carry around the soul-crushing disappointment of supporting England with this hilarious Roy Hodgson parody. Experience 12 of Roy's finest quotes including:

"Don't hit me with statistics", "I'm really bitterly disappointed", "I'm a dinosaur" and more!

Impress your friends by carrying around your own dedicated virtual Roy Hodgson, use it to explain why England once again get knocked out in the group stages. Complete with animated face and Wembley backdrop just for added amusement.

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Development:
This app was primarily developed on a modern Android device. However I am always keen to back support older gen Android's, therefore it should work on any device back API Level 8 (2.2) which is over 5 years old now. Please appreciate that while it's rock solid on newer Android OS's I've simply not had time to test on older models, therefore you may experience some small issues, but hopefully not. I've put it through some light testing on an older device and experienced no problems at all.

Disclaimer:
This app is intended for humour only. It is in no way meant to cause harm or hurt, please use it respectfully and within reason. All sounds were obtained legally under "fair use", please contact me if you feel there are any further copyright queries.

Legal:
The audio clips and photos used were obtained for the purpose of satirical and comedic effects, not copyright violations. This application is intended as humour, with no intention of trademark violations and complies with UK Copyright law guidelines of "fair use". If you feel there is a copyright or trademark violation, which does not fall into "fair use" please contact me directly and I will resolve any queries. All sounds are from "Public Domain" sources.